By Shayne Alright. I’ve spent the past 4 months putting this list together, alternating from bursts of inspiration to weeks of inactivity and basically accepting that…
By Shayne Guest Starring Marcos Oh, hey there. Somehow, someway, 2017 topped 2016 in terms of absolutely disgraceful people and events. Being the nihilistic satirist…
Written by Shayne Edited by Marcos (Note: Every video featured in this article was written by me. But, like, duh.) Some of you might…
By Shayne Hey. I wrote these stories recently, because I caught the desire to write some stories recently. They’re about aspects of life that I find…
By Damián León Game of Thrones comes back on Sunday! I’ve been sleeping with the book under my pillow (yes, I’ve got more neck problems…
By Shayne Hoo-boy, has this been a long time coming. For those who don’t know (and I don’t know why you would, quite honestly), Gorillaz is…
By Shayne Hello. I just saw the movie Get Out last night, and have spent a lot of time since thinking really hard about it. It…
By UTF Staff We (it was actually Shayne) thought March 2nd was National Reading Day. It isn’t. That day is actually January 23rd. HOWEVER, today…
By Shayne “Ugh, I can’t believe they went on hiatus AGAIN!” Yeah, sorry about that. For the past few months, most of us have taken…
By UTF Staff Here’s something you’ve probably been hearing a lot lately: “2016 was the worst year EVER!!” Yeah, well, maybe. Especially if you…