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Hey. This week, with the end of my current gym contract approaching, and with my life in complete disarray due to a crippling quarter-life crisis…
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Written by Shayne Edited by Marcos (Note: Every video featured in this article was written by me. But, like, duh.) Some of you might…
By Shayne Snootchie bootchie, homies. So might have heard this before, but the Millennial generation is being accused of “killing” several things that older…