The 5 Stages of Dating App Addiction

Posted on March 20, 2018December 17, 2018 by Under the Fridge

By Shayne Edited by Marcos Hey. My name is Shayne, and I’m a recovering Dating App addict. But, like, seriously. What started as a loneliness-fueled experiment morphed…

So You Want To Go To Austin, Ey?

Posted on February 23, 2018February 23, 2018 by Under the Fridge

By Shayne Guest writing by Gabriella Go If you look on any list of the hottest cities in the US for young people/college grads/whatever, you’ll always (ALWAYS)…

9 Signs That Someone Is Playing You

Posted on February 8, 2018December 17, 2018 by Under the Fridge

By Shayne Well, well. Happy Valentine’s month, everyone. While Valentine’s is usually a time for obnoxiously expressive romance, corporately manufactured love, and heart-stopping dinner bills, the harsh reality…

Our Review of Culture II: Electric Boogaloo

Posted on February 6, 2018February 6, 2018 by Under the Fridge

By Marcos + Shayne Hey. As you might have been obnoxiously notified by your Spotify account by now, Migos dropped the follow-up to last year’s groundbreaking Culture this past…

11(ish) Things From 2017 That Disappointed Me The Most

Posted on December 29, 2017December 17, 2018 by Under the Fridge

By Shayne Guest Starring Marcos Oh, hey there. Somehow, someway, 2017 topped 2016 in terms of absolutely disgraceful people and events. Being the nihilistic satirist that I am,…

Ranking Every Movie I Saw In 2017

Posted on December 28, 2017December 29, 2017 by Under the Fridge

By Shayne Hello, and happy List Week! We’re going to keep things moving here by shifting from music to motion pictures. 2017 was a fun year for…

Marcos’ Top 10 Albums of 2017

Posted on December 26, 2017December 26, 2017 by Under the Fridge

By Marcos This is my Top 10. Clearly I like Hip-Hop and R&B, and I don’t fuck with white people shit. Because I’m a teacher I’ma give…

The Top 10 Singles of 2017

Posted on December 8, 2017December 9, 2017 by Under the Fridge

By Shayne And there we were, thinking that 2016 was the worst year ever. Luckily for us, we had a really good soundtrack to probably the worst US…

Why I Left WatchMojo

Posted on December 5, 2017December 5, 2017 by Under the Fridge

Written by Shayne Edited by Marcos (Note: Every video featured in this article was written by me. But, like, duh.) Some of you might not know, but…

A Funeral For (7) Things Millennials Killed, Part 1

Posted on November 7, 2017November 27, 2017 by Under the Fridge

By Shayne Snootchie bootchie, homies. So might have heard this before, but the Millennial generation is being accused of “killing” several things that older people value. For…